Thursday, May 1, 2008

More Naked Lohan News

The plot thickens as rumor float about that Lohan will partake in some full frontal nudity in her upcoming movie where it is rumored that she will play a nymphomaniac waitress.

Courtesy of Daily Mail:

Troubled Hollywood starlet Lindsay Lohan is planning to appear naked in an low-budget film in an effort to revive her flailing career, it has been claimed.

The actress is said to have agreed to strip down for just £40,000 for the indie film Florence to prove herself as a "mature actress".

The 21-year-old, who previously played a pole dancer in the box-office flop I Know Who Killed Me, has reportedly agreed to "full frontal" nudity in her role as a nymphomaniac waitress in the drama.

An insider told The Sun: “Lindsay doesn't care she's getting paid peanuts. She wants to remind people she can act and that she is worth hiring.”

Another source added: “She is fully aware of the potential of her body. Lindsay wants to build up an image as a mature, responsible actress.”

The actress is no stranger to stripping down - she posed nude for New York magazine in March in a recreation of Marilyn Monroe's legendary 1962 shoot by Bert Stern.

Lindsay has previously spoken about her struggle to find quality acting roles following a difficult year which included yet another stint in rehab.

She said last month: "Right now I just want to find a great script, a great role.

"I was so used to working and working and working, and for a good few months there was nothing for me to do. Now I know what it's like to be an out-of-work actor, and how much it scares me."

The actress is also working a new album and she's hoping for big chart success.

In terms of sound, she says: "I want it to be kind of Kylie Minogue-meets-Rihanna. I hope to tour with it and I hope to really promote it."

-This YouTube clip is from "I Know Who Killed Me". It doesn't show the goods but it gives us an idea of what we all want to see.


Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Marilyn Monroe and Savannah

In my mind the unknown dude that bought this tape is handling it the right way, some things should never be seen so we can maintain a particular image in our mind's eye. Of course I never shy away from nude pics of Monroe but to watch her screw around is a different brand of beer. Oddly enough I can't watch any pornography that involves someone dead, this includes necrophilia and anyone who has passed on by the time I am watching their work. Like Savanah, who committed suicide over 10 years ago, it just seems creepy to watch her in any Vivid entertainment. The same thing happened when Anna Nicole Smith passed away; she went from pin up girl to corpse and I still find her attractive but not in an erotic kind of way. More along the lines of beauty as opposed to sexuality or eroticism. That and I accidentally stumbled upon an autopsy photo of her and it is burned into my psyche forever, which kind of rules out watching Anna Nicole Smith: Exposed.

Courtesy of the Celebrity Cafe:
Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape Will Be Kept Private
14-Apr-2008 Written by: Mallory Groff

A New York businessman has purchased a tape of Marilyn Monroe
performing a sex act on an unknown man.

Not every celebrity sex tape is sold on the Internet anymore; some are kept in private collections. According to Reuters, a New York businessman recently purchased a tape of Marilyn Monroe performing a sex act with an unknown male. However, the unnamed businessman will not be releasing the sex tape to the public.

FBI director J. Edgar Hoover used the tape to try and prove that John F Kennedy not only had an affair with Monroe but also was the male in the
video, which never shows the man’s face.

The FBI informant who gave a copy of the tape to the FBI refused to sell his copy to Joe DiMaggio for $25,000. The informant’s son, however, has sold his copy with the help of memorabilia collector Keya Morgan to the unnamed New York businessman. The only other known copy is in FBI files.

Morgan revealed that the businessman will not release the tape because he wants to protect Monroe’s privacy. Morgan said, “The gentleman who bought it said out of respect for Marilyn he's not going to make a joke of it and put it
on the Internet and try to exploit her. That's not his intention and I would never get my name involved if that were to happen.”

The tape was sold for $1.5 million.

Friday, March 28, 2008

The Price Is Right For High Profile Hookers


While driving around the Bay Area with my girlfriend we got in a random conversation about the recent prostitution scandal involving the former New York governor. Per a news source that I forgot, the former governor paid $3,000 per encounter . (Actually it was $4,300 and this included travel and a $1,100 deposit towards future services.)

Anyhoo this seemed a bit steep, either my initial $3K assertion or the real $4.3K fee, because it stands to reason that you'll get an hour or two of pleasure with a good looking lady. My main thing is that Dupre is attractive but not so attractive to warrant such fees, at least according to Rosco Finger and his devilish hands.

This chatter about high priced hookers continued as we navigated Bay Area traffic congestion and I maintained I would only pay $3,000 for a romp if it involved someone famous, my list included Charlize Theron, Ashley Judd and Scarlett Johansson, just because I would have eternal bragging rights over my buddies. For all eternity I'd be the one guy amongst my friends that nailed a hot and famous chick, money spent be damned. Please keep in mind that $3000, based upon my prior job, works out to six weeks of work.

With that said I needed to know what I could get for my $3,000 in a brothel:

Chasey Lain: $1650 per hour
Keisha: $1600 per hour
Lisa Sparxxx $1600 per hour

For the most part most porn stars charge around $1600 per hour, so yeah I could twice (almost)bang for my buck.

Monday, March 24, 2008

Lohan Sex Tape???


Courtesy of SFGate.com

Irish model Calum Model has laughed off reports he stars in a sex tape with Lindsay Lohan.

The British tabloid The Sun reported the video had appeared on the Internet, after Best sent the clip to "close friends."

The footage emerged on Thursday, allegedly showing Lohan performing a sex act on Best, who she dated briefly in 2007.

But the 27-year-old's representative says, "Sorry to disappoint you, but it's not Calum in the tape."

Earlier version: Lindsay Lohan is at the center of a possible sex tape scandal after footage emerged allegedly showing the actress performing a sex act on Irish model Calum Best.

The 21-year-old dated the son of British soccer legend George Best last year, and, according to the British tabloid the Sun, the video was leaked on the Internet after Calum sent the clip to "close friends."

Representatives for both Lohan and Best have refused to confirm or deny the existence of the tape.


Either party has not confirmed or denied the existence of the tape. It's a moot point because you can't tell who is getting down but it is hardly surprising.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

That Innocent Sex and the City Chick Might Be In Some Sex Photos


Krisitn Davis, the innocent brunette from Sex In The City, might be in a series of sex photos taken by an ex-boyfriend in 1992. Reps for Davis are denying that it is her in the pics and that there is no sex tape available. It seems that Davis forgot the simple rule of not taking pictures of yourself while doing something you may not want other people to see and also the edict of not letting an Ex have copies of the aforementioned photos. The word on the street is that the Ex sold them to a third party and then they appeared online.

In a prior post I discussed who may be inclined to partake in some celebrity nudity and/or sex tape shenanigans. Krisitn Davis was nowhere on the radar screen but in hindsight this little scandal actually benefits her career, whether or not it is her in the pics. Davis has the Sex In The City movie set to release and this could be an odd bit of marketing to garner some attention. That and it may be the means of Davis' character shedding her "good girl" demeanor.

Any which way it's unclear if it is Davis...