That Innocent Sex and the City Chick Might Be In Some Sex Photos

Krisitn Davis, the innocent brunette from Sex In The City, might be in a series of sex photos taken by an ex-boyfriend in 1992. Reps for Davis are denying that it is her in the pics and that there is no sex tape available. It seems that Davis forgot the simple rule of not taking pictures of yourself while doing something you may not want other people to see and also the edict of not letting an Ex have copies of the aforementioned photos. The word on the street is that the Ex sold them to a third party and then they appeared online.

In a prior post I discussed who may be inclined to partake in some celebrity nudity and/or sex tape shenanigans. Krisitn Davis was nowhere on the radar screen but in hindsight this little scandal actually benefits her career, whether or not it is her in the pics. Davis has the Sex In The City movie set to release and this could be an odd bit of marketing to garner some attention. That and it may be the means of Davis' character shedding her "good girl" demeanor.

Any which way it's unclear if it is Davis...

A day in the life of Rosco

I have been unemployed since February and my life has become a bit monotonous. This could be expected since I don't have hobbies and I also have no cash to splurge on the finer things in life, like Blockbuster or trips to the driving range. For the most part my day is "scheduled" as follows:

7:00 a.m. awake to the soothing sounds of my cell phone based alarm clock
7:30 a.m get up and find some coffee. I usually have two cups while catching up with the news online.
8:00 a.m. grab a shower
8:30 a.m. continue reading news (or crap) online whilst enjoying a bagel.
12:30 p.m. grab lunch. usually Burger King
1:30 p.m. continue reading online
2:30 p.m. play some PS2. Usually Madden or Grand Theft Auto
5:30 p.m. have dinner
6:30 p.m. play on Internet
9:30 p.m. get ready for bed while watching a movie. these days I am watching the first season of Lost

It was pretty eye opening and then depressing to right out my typical schedule.

Movie Fun: Never Back Down

For reasons beyond my control I spent Friday evening watching "Never Back Down". For the most part the movie was crap but that had to be expected. The coming of age flick is essentially a current retelling of the Karate Kid except the fighting style is MMA as opposed to karate and there is no evil Dojo with an even more malicious sensei.

Anyhoo the movie was so-so and I pretty much see it as one of those movies that you watch while either stoned or drunk. The Karate Kid trilogy falls under the same heading.

Random tangent: there seems to be sexual tension between the leading men in the movie. Maybe it was the ground and pound setting...

Random tangent: Amanda Heard is some nice eye candy

Lohan Naked and who else may partake in some celebrity nudity

Last month, February 18 to be exact, Lindsey Lohan finally granted all of our wishes (all of us being Lohan fans and connoisseurs of porn) and posed nude. She did a tribute to Marilyn Monroe for New York Magazine and definitely delivered the goods in a tasteful manner.

This isn't really surprising. Lohan's star was fading just a bit and she was more known as a party girl as opposed to an entertainer. The easiest way to draw attention, either good or bad, is something involving nudity and/or blackmarket home porno movie with jaded ex. Lohan went the conventional route, a road recently paved by Halle Berry in Swordfish and then Monster's Ball. I have no idea why I was mildly shocked by these nudie pics because Lohan's last flick involved a stripper pole and I have seen enough upskirt and nipple slip shots to fill a whole folder in my fantasy file. I figure if I wait long enough I will finally get a full on sexual romp or video camera shot porno from Lohan. I am being optimistic and my fingers are crossed.

Anyhoo, I foresee Britney Spears going down the same road as Lohan, and Berry before her, and show some more skin to parlay some positive PR. I realize nudity can be viewed as a desperate plea for attention but in light of Spears recent antics a porno would be a positive endeavor. My main concern is that Spears gets back into shape before unleashing any extra curricular activities.

It seems that success usually dictates an actress' desire to bare it all on celluloid, there are exceptions but I am too lazy to do any research on the subject. This is an unfortunate side effect for Scarlett Johansson and Jennifer Love Hewitt fans. Well, I should clarify that a lot of Hewitt's lack of nudity is based on morals and personal choices but she has been fairly successful. Johansson on the other hand has no need to drum up attention to her career and can prance around fully clothed and the nearest thing we'll get is the intro to Lost In Translation to salivate a pent up public.

Am I bitter of Scarlett's lack of scantily clad roles? Oh , heck yeah and I am also hella irked by Hewitt's moral stance or whatever reason she has given for being fully clothed. I have always maintained that you need to use any talent you may have to its fullest extent and to me the aforementioned pair are wasting a facet of their talent. That's such a bummer to think about and the world is a worse place.

Snuff Film

As I mentioned before I have some odd morbid curiosity towards viewing death. Now keep in mind my voyeurism is really odd since I have only seen three corpses in my life and they all involved a funeral and I am a essentially a candy ass when blood is involved, so I have no idea where this viewing tendency came from.

Anyhoo I have no idea why I am mentioning any of this. If anything this statement makes me seem like a wack job. But I do find it curious that there is a genre titled "Snuff Film" and yet there is no recorded instance of an actual snuff film available.

I realize there are many instances of people dying on celluloid (can you use the term celluloid when most things are filmed digitally?) and I am actually surprised that some psycho hasn't produced one and distributed through YouTube.

Would I watch a snuff film? Probably, but I avoided the Daniel Pearl execution flick but I really went out my way to see the Saddam Hussein execution. Curious, curious...